Curiosity killed the human.
*smirks* I tease. But really, I know you’re curious so take a look…
- Behind the Scenes of Pam’s Melting Face -
All Photos Compliments of Kristin Bauer van Straten (@bauervanstraten)
The Wait is Almost Over…Almost.
13 May
Nice hair Bill. Really. It’s a VAST improvement…
I see you’ve made it into Sookie’s house again already…wonder what else you’ll make it into? *smirks*
And fangs? So soon? Interesting…
What the hell is she doing in OUR basement? Holding a gun no less? *snorts* Stupid humans…
You know what smells worse than a shifter? Two of them.
He always did know how to make an entrance.
Fantastic! I get to play with Lafayette again *fangy grin*
Cheeto = Trouble
What a fine specimen. A pity he has fleas.
I’d ask what she’s gotten into now, but that’s a loaded question…
…Is that sunlight??
The Devils of the Night?
4 Apr
Let these good people practice their constitutional right to be fucking idiots.
Twas the night before Christmas, Fangtasia Style…
25 DecTwas the night before Christmas, and all through Area Five,
Several Creatures were stirring, even those unalive.
The mistletoe was hung around the bar with great care,
By our fangbanger Ginger, with wide eyes and vacant stare.
Foolish humans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of my fangs danced in their heads.
And Eric in his black tank, and I in designer shoes,
Had just settled in with two tasty young blondes who would no doubt amuse.
When out on the parking lot there arose such a clatter,
Our meals sprang from our grasps and started to scatter.
Away to the door, we flew with great speed,
I glided smoothly out, following behind the big Swede.
A chill in the air as the vermin waited to get in,
Roughly pushing them aside – lets hope they’ve got thick skin.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the Queen and her minions, all sporting a sneer.
With her hair all done up and a tacky pants suit,
She strolled towards us confidently, thinking she looked cute.
More rapid than a mere human she approached with cold frame,
Then she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now Seigbert! Now, Weybert! Now, Hadley my Vixen!
Come Rasul! Come Andre! Even you my new guard – Come now, rugged Dixson!
Inside the dump Fangtasia we must go,
Quickly, quickly – I insist, now isn’t the time to move slow!”
As they entered the bar, all remaining humans split,
Great! I thought, now the nights profits will take a hit.
The Queen wrapped in beige fur, from her neck to her thighs,
I held back a smirk at the thought of her guise.
She barked out our orders with a mischievous grin,
Not listening one bit, my mind wondering – Did my meal have a twin?
Snapped out of my haze, Eric fairwelling the Queen with great respect,
But I couldn’t help wonder if my night was now wrecked.
The Queen and her entourage paused by the door,
Our eyebrows raised high as we waited for more.
With a final insult to the bars dark decor,
She laughed as she left and I mumbled and swore.
Eric and I called back our meals, quite eager to feed,
Both needing to quench our insatiable need.
Giving Eric a wink, pushing the Queen’s orders out of sight,
It’s Christmas afterall, let’s ALL have a goodnight!
